Short jokes
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
You know Sally? She's dead now.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Touch Down.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Fuck off!
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
York High School is the best school ever!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
My friends.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!