ShepherdAnonymous10 years agoWhy do shepherds never learn to count?Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
LionAnonymous10 years agoWhy did the lion always lose at poker?He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
DifferenceAnonymous10 years agoWhat's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?It's easy to roast beef.
CanadianAnonymous10 years agoHow do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?"Please get out of the pool."
JesusAnonymous10 years agoWhat was the last thought Jesus had before he died?"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
AvocadoAnonymous10 years agoWhat do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?The Devil's advocado.
ChameleonAnonymous10 years agoWhat do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?A reptile dysfunction.
MathematicsAnonymous10 years agoWhat does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
WifeAnonymous10 years agoTwo men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
MozartAnonymous10 years agoWhy was Mozart a child prodigy?All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.