Short jokes
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.