Short jokes
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
kanker
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."