Short jokes
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
KSI driving ability.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
9/11
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
Batman vs Superman?
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.