Short jokes
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Heil Kyle!
Boggy
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
Joke
I'm autistic.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?