Short jokes
Me, myself, and I.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂