Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Short Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
kanker
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Ethan Rice
A Ford?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
