Why?

Listen up, nimrod! This ain't even a joke. It's just the setup for a joke, like when you try to build IKEA furniture without the instructions. You're left wondering what the heck is going on. Just like with this joke, you're probably sitting there scratching your head, wondering where the punchline is. Well, guess what? There isn't one! You just wasted your time reading this. And let's be honest, you're probably used to wasting time, aren't you?