Short jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Hi, my name is Bob.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
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What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.