Short jokes
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
"Tayam, I am."
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Ur mom gei.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!