Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Short Jokes
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Eli Tremain.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
