Short jokes
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
Why tie when you can knot?
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Guns control.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
No no no no no no!