Short jokes
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
priyanka
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Flat Earthers
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.