Short jokes
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.