Short jokes
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
Dean's sex life.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
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Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.