Short jokes
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Succcccc.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.