Short jokes
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
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What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Mo sal. F.