Short jokes
Bend over and spell run.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Riley Styler :)
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?