Short jokes
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Suc my dic
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
Bender.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Rice Middle School
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.