Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Short Jokes
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
