Short jokes
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"