Short jokes
Jas.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.