how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Short Jokes
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Wait, that's me.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
