I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Short Jokes
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
The joke is u.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Most of the jokes are trash.
