Short jokes

My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"

Pinto?

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

What's a duck's favorite drug?

Cwack.

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Lawrence in maths ;)

I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.

You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You can't beat a cheetah!

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

What did the dirt say to the embers?

You look smoking hot.

I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.