Star Sign Diagnosis

  • So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."

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    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude thinks he's just picking a star sign like it's some kinda game. But the doc is using "star sign" as a nice way to break the news that he's got cancer. See, normally a doctor would be all serious and use big words. But this doc is a comedian... a comedian that's telling this guy he's gonna die.

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