Short jokes
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Big butt
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What is going on here?
Dcexcedcrd.
Fuk Nip shat!
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
How's it going @#$!
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Hi Trent!
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.