Short jokes
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Baal jharne ke upay?
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Shoot.
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!