Short jokes
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
16 is a knight? Mail.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
2+2=7
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!