My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Short Jokes
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What is going on here?
Dcexcedcrd.
Fuk Nip shat!
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
How's it going @#$!
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Hi Trent!
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Pinto?
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Lawrence in maths ;)
