Short jokes
Buccellati
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
ICH BIN GOTT.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?