Short jokes

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?

They become in-bread.

Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!

What's funnier than 24? 25!

I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.

Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

#babagang

My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?

Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?

Iron Man dies.

Manchester City is gay.

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?

I like fire trucks and monster trucks.

Yee.

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD