Short jokes
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Richmond
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
#takemebacksophie
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
You are.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Octopussy.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.