Short jokes
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Mushroom.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
When you breathe.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
I give homework.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...