Short jokes
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
iran
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Terrance M.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"