What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Short Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
No, "quarter quarter."
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
