My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude's wife found a rock, and he made a pun. "Leavarite" sounds like "leave it right" there. So he's playing on words, which is kinda your speed, huh?