Short jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Mushroom?
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
My live.
I had power.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.