Short jokes
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Yeeeeeeeet!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Callum Coulter
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I have no legs.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.