Short jokes
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Habit.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What is yellow?
Why did you say not to?
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What is the address?
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
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My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
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I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."