Short jokes
That dam looks damn cool!
Balls.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
These jokes are all crap.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.