Short jokes
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
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How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm a fat cow.