Stopping Soon

My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.

I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."

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Experiment

The humor in this joke comes from the dark irony of saying "I'll stop soon" in response to being asked to stop making jokes about suicide. The implication is that the person making the joke is planning to commit suicide, which would naturally stop the jokes, making a dark comment on the user's situation.

Comments (8)

NOOOOOOO DONT do IT

NOOOOOOOOO DONT ITS GOT COnSEQencEsSsSsSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

If i ever said that my mom would kill me before i did.

just tell her:"don't worry suicide would be the last thing i would do"

I usually say “sorry I’ll cut it off”