A bass drum is the boss.
Short Jokes
What animal lies? A lion.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Cousins make dozens.
Closer kin, deeper in!
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.