Short jokes

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

Uranus is huge.

Boner.

Kenya believe it?

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His computer got a virus.

My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

Hello.

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

I am mis-steak.

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

Your mom gay.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.

What is black and white?

Probably Mexican history.