Short jokes
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
When you breathe.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
I give homework.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.