Short jokes
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
SEX
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.