Short jokes
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
hg is cool.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
Jupiter
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?