Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
Short Jokes
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Shoot.
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
