Short jokes
Joe Mama!
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Uranus is huge.
Boner.