Short jokes
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
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"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
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If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
What hangs low?
Balls.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.