Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Short Jokes
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
So, no head?
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
My dad coming back.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
