Short jokes
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
What can fly?
Bird.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!