Short jokes

Short jokes

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stranger.

Stranger who?

Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

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