Short jokes
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
I don't have time to write this joke.
Girls are whores.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Eggshausted.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Haha, you're gay!
An obese kid farts.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.