What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Short Jokes
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
