Short jokes
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
Your face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
"Have fun at school night" is what?