Short jokes
What time eeeeeee?
Be nice.
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"