Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Short Jokes
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
ICH BIN GOTT.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
