Short jokes

What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?

What is a boyfriend?

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"

"Mine is 3 inches."

"That's not very lo..."

"From the ground."

When you say, "I'm high!"

But then you fall off.

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "OOF!"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

What do you call 2 spies fucking?

Undercover.

Bus went vrrrrrrrm.

Steel led to World War 2.

Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.

She a hoe, she shit on herself.

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

Nothing lasts long these days!

As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"