New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
The teacher makes a sad statement about being an orphan. The students respond with an 'oof'. Then the teacher asks a question as if doing a roll call, but the students twist it to make a joke about the teacher's parents.
Your Parents
good job Anonymous, your parents are both proud of you. We love you so much!!! <3<3<3<3<3 PS your grandma is ded.
Child Support
Ew you said oof
Apple
Haha lol
Not your mom
Omg yasss
None
Very MEAN TO ORPHANS
juice wrld
dont worry guys None is retarded and it literally says orphan jokes sooo LMFAO
No Home'O
Funny as f
Charlie-Charlie
Ah, thank you for reminding me that I'm an orphan
lol
lol that is so halarious funny as heck
Orphan
I love orphan jokes ◉‿◉
Potato
Lol love it u r amazing
Fallen shadows
Not bad. I like it!
Me
Jail 💀
Gwen
That was really mean.
...
OOF
...
That was really mean.
nyob
funny but cruel
Hellotherehell
Omg I get
student
bored in class looking at jokes
Gwen
Funny! LOL!!!!!!!
UKKK
Good one buddy!
kat c
ok that was funny i love it and i was an orphan
WOWE
smooth
Dreamer
wow smooth that is cool
Dreamer
im at school so who cares
Gwen
I NEVER SAID THAT FAKER
Sui
I can see detention after saying this to my teacher😣😣
Sui
Jk
izzy
that was funny but cruel some people are suffering dont you understand
Gwen
I agree izzy
Danana
same
Andy
I saw a kid crying and I asked where his parents were... god I love working at orphanages
Heaven
OMG!!!
Anonymous
i feel bad for laughing
Anonymous
Gwen you are really annoying stop coming here for attention no one cares what you think
Anonymous
Also Gwen this literally says jokes about orphans, so if you don’t like jokes about orphans then just don’t come here
A bich
Oh no I feel bad for the teacher but get it to students
coopfastjonny
crazy amazing.
GOLDEN
LAMO THATS GOOD but why the oof
Anonymous
omg so lol
Anonymous
Thats a big RIP for the teacher......he should kill himself
Senip
Knock knock who’s there not your mom
:)
or your dad
Ur parents
I feel of my bed lol so funny
pOOp
BRUH YOUR MEAN!
Bob the builder 🤠
Oof cruel 🤧
Aarya
violated
uraraka ochaco
I BET KIDS WOULD DO THIS BRO
Damn Dude, that sucks
Teacher must feel bad
Anonymous
That is fucked up. (very funny tho)
Anonymous
yall be messed up (good joke though)
Anonymous
That's not funny it's very F******* rude and yall messed up and change like srsly
bob
yo
Anonymous
Thats not funny In the slightest, just offensive!!! Whoever wrote that joke needs to grow up and act their age, and clearly they don’t know the line between dark humour and just pure rudeness. normally I have a brilliant sense of humour but to someone like myself who has a visual impairment and who has been through the care system it’s not funny in the slightest it’s a very hard life. Just some advice Think before you post in future.
Alie
Bruh, i love these jokes, if yall think this is messed up, think again
Anonymous
bruh it just a joke! and its really funny so ya
Anonymous
This is a masterclass of dark orphan jokes i love you guys
Anonymous
Orphans
Bob
I love this site love most the people on it except the ones that say it’s offensive, although it is, it’s also said orphan jokes 😂😂😂😂
Anonymous
this was perfectly timed to my music
Anonymous
Hog
Anonymous
OH DAMN THE POOR TEACHER
The mom you never had
LOL
your mom
what did the teacher do lol
Anonymous
o...m...g
Riley12522
Daannngg
Anonymous
Roasted 😂
Anonymous
dam bro got done dirty
thereasonyoucanonlyeatthroughastraw
YOU CRINGE BANANA POO POO HEAD
otomom
gfd
olly
lol