Short jokes
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
I wish I was blind.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
"Peppa's ribs."
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
omg hot.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.